|About This Site
| Those dedicated visitors to www.andybann.com (all three of you!)
will notice a slight change around here. The old "Carnivorous Plastic"
has been put out to pasture and replaced by this young upstart "Warped
Plastic". Dang whippersnappers. You can still get here via andybann.com
(obviously, or those of you that arrived here that way wouldn't be reading
this... d'uhh!!) but that URL will not be renewed at the end of the year
so don't come cryin' to me when you're wandering around in cyberspace looking
for an address that doesn't exist anymore. www.warpedplastic.co.uk
is the way forward my fiends....
|Cascading Style Sheets (or CSS, to the initiated) are used extensively
on this website. This is, of course, completely meaningless to anyone who
doesn't have a clue and/or couldn't care less what CSS is. It does mean
however, that Warped Plastic will only display properly on 4th generation
or later browsers. So if you're still using Oprah 1.2 or BillMicroScape
2.3 I suggest you fire up the Studebaker and get yerself down to "Browser
City" for some updated software.
|This site is constructed from genuine 100% plastic - not that artificial
stuff you'll find on some other, ahem, lesser websites. It was carefully
built to exacting standards from original blueprints using products from
the fine people at Macromedia, Adobe and Honest Bob's New and Used Web Bits.
Why? Because I care, dammit. About what, I have no idea.
|All content is owned and copyrighted © by Andy Bannister except where
noted otherwise. Any attempts at duplication for anything but your own personal
nefarious purposes without my permission, though flattering, will force
me to unleash a plague of relatively harmless but highly annoying ear mites
on you and your neighbour's cousin's sister's second husband's best friend's
dog. You have been warned....