About This Site

Those dedicated visitors to www.andybann.com (all three of you!) will notice a slight change around here. The old "Carnivorous Plastic" has been put out to pasture and replaced by this young upstart "Warped Plastic". Dang whippersnappers. You can still get here via andybann.com (obviously, or those of you that arrived here that way wouldn't be reading this... d'uhh!!) but that URL will not be renewed at the end of the year so don't come cryin' to me when you're wandering around in cyberspace looking for an address that doesn't exist anymore. www.warpedplastic.co.uk is the way forward my fiends....

Cascading Style Sheets (or CSS, to the initiated) are used extensively on this website. This is, of course, completely meaningless to anyone who doesn't have a clue and/or couldn't care less what CSS is. It does mean however, that Warped Plastic will only display properly on 4th generation or later browsers. So if you're still using Oprah 1.2 or BillMicroScape 2.3 I suggest you fire up the Studebaker and get yerself down to "Browser City" for some updated software.

This site is constructed from genuine 100% plastic - not that artificial stuff you'll find on some other, ahem, lesser websites. It was carefully built to exacting standards from original blueprints using products from the fine people at Macromedia, Adobe and Honest Bob's New and Used Web Bits. Why? Because I care, dammit. About what, I have no idea.

All content is owned and copyrighted © by Andy Bannister except where noted otherwise. Any attempts at duplication for anything but your own personal nefarious purposes without my permission, though flattering, will force me to unleash a plague of relatively harmless but highly annoying ear mites on you and your neighbour's cousin's sister's second husband's best friend's dog. You have been warned....